mitstik and miss jackson

My friend Zuly just launched her new website for her swimwear line, NAMELESS. I had the honor of modeling one of her creations, Mitstik, in March while I was in Mexico City... and she made me Miss January in her swimsuit calender! You can tell I'm the only Canadian featured 'cause I look ultra pasty. That's fine, I just wish I had some freckles to go along with the white skin. Her ultra fun designs for this season are inspired by los luchadors. I ended up taking three styles home with me, Pequeña Perkings, Dra. K and Dra. Deadline. I LOVE THEM! Now I just need the weather to wear them. Maybe I'll have to return to Mexico...

NAMELESS

Congratulations Zuly!!!

And one more awesome thing. My homegirl Tiffany Jackson is looking daaamn fine in the new Hot Hot Heat video, so check her out fo sho.

Miss Jackson ain't no video ho

Tiff's facebook group

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it's been a long time, shouldn't a left you, without a dope beat to step to...

...so here is one. It's for AmB 'cause I was telling her about it in the car, about half an hour ago.

Jamie Lidell - A Little Bit of Feel Good

Other that that I guess I won't be writing again for at least another week. I'll be in North Dakota... I Hardy Boyed that and here are the most interesting bits I could come up with...


...ok, there's nothing interesting. Sorry I mentioned it. Ummm... FARGO!?


Ya, so other than that you take a look at this if you're into wacky, zany, quirkiness.

Agatha Ruiz de la Prada

A new playlist of nice things.

polywhore


In closing, this is for Pops...

PUREPONYLOVE

just a playlist

Edited. Now just a link to a playlist.

nice i like

cheap, vulgar & corrupt.

I was having a nice time with my friend Boobsie on Thursday and the subject of sleaze bags came up. You know the type... greasy appearance, womanizing, narcissistic... and generally creepy. We were discussing their ever increasing presence in "it" culture and how it seems so easy for nasty men to be famous and successful. Their characteristics seem to even elevate them to a level of super-hipster that quite honestly makes my head spin. Quite frankly, it's disgusting... 


...and yet fascinating. WHY!? I suppose I have a bit of an affinity for the shocking, abnormal and provocative. Hey, at least it isn't boring, like small talk. So, here they are in all of their self-indulgent glory... the sleaze.

Dov Charney, American Apparel CEO

Sleaze Qualifications 

• Dov has been the subject of at least five sexual harassment suits filed against him by former employees.
• Once masturbated in front of a Jane reporter during an interview.
• This guy conducts most American Apparel photo shoots in his personal residence and usually acts as photographer... you've seen the ads I'm sure. Tell me this guy isn't a predator...
• His facial hair can't get much greasier. How much bodily fluid do you think he absorbs into that mustache before he decides it's time to wash up?
• Dude charges $$$ for cheap crap.

WAY TO GO DOV! YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE A GIRL'S SKIN CRAWL.

Terry Richardson, Photographer

Sleaze Qualifications

• He's into tampon tea... gross.
• He has the biggest shit eating grin on the planet. I can imagine he's that guy who is always hanging around with your crew, but no one really likes him that much 'cause he's a pompous asshole, and you only let him chill since he's got all the hookups. This is especially true if you hang out with a bunch of coke heads. Fuck I just want to punch him in the teeth.
• Has recently been accused of sexually harassing young models on his shoots, getting away with it until now by exercising his powerful position in the fashion industry.
• Left his 29 year old model wife, Nikki Uberti, for Shalom Harlow when Uberti was diagnosed with cancer.
• For some reason is adverse to using black models in his shoots.

There is so, so, so, much more to say about this pile of crap, so instead of typing it all out, I'll let you check out these links for yourself.

http://jezebel.com/5494634/meet-terry-richardson-the-worlds-most-fked-up-fashion-photographer

http://jezebel.com/5495699/exclusive-more-models-come-forward-with-allegations-against-fashion-photographer

KUDOS TO W MAGAZINE FOR BEING ONE OF THE ONLY MAJOR FASHION PUBLICATIONS NOT TO CONTINUALLY FEATURE RICHARDSON'S WORK.

Okay, so those two are the only ones I took any time to dig up any dirt on... but you get the jizzt.

Here's some images of a few more fellows who I have a strong suspicion aren't exactly gentlemen...

Sebastien Tellier, musician

...and one of his sleazy videos

Olivier Zahm, editor of Purple Magazine

his sleazy blog, Purple Diary

And finally, everyone's favorite egomaniac in need of getting his hair did...

Vincent Gallo, actor/director

Brown Bunny, 'nuff said.

So which one would you bang.......?

PONYPERVERSION

guns & bombs

Things got all exciting on Abbott and Expo this afternoon. LBG got a phone call from his friend informing us that there was a sniper in our building and to look outside. Low and behold, across the street was a chain smoking, shorts clad gent, cornered by about fifteen bomb/riot squad officers with guns pointed at him. The street was blocked off and there were black SUVs lined up down Expo. After a couple of hours dude surrendered. Wonder how he got himself into that situation. I took advantage of my front row seat and sipped my tea on the balcony. It was intense! Better than TV for sure.


I tried to take some photos, but unfortunately my iPhone camera doesn't zoom...

there he is

I love my ponypad.

Last night I went to the Rio to see a Russ Meyer double feature, starting with Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! proceeded by Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. It was totally worth staying up until four in the morning outside of a bar. One of the many great things about the RIo is that they serve beer. Another is that every time I go something unexpected and completely hilarious happens. My last visit entailed a screening of the film Dancehall Queen (completely rediculous), followed up by a dancehall queen competition in which one of the two contestants managed to strut herself right off the stage. It was enough to induce laugher cramps and tears. Both occasions I took in with my good pal Garzita, who's infectious laugh is enough to make any humorous experience twice as funny. If only I had a recording of his uninhibited chortle to share with you all... I'll work on it. Here are a few selections from both films for your entertainment.

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls - behind the scenes trailer

BVD - party scene

Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! - opening sequence

I've opted out of a Saturday night on the town in favor of a nice, warm, fuzzy night on the couch. I was out being all active and such at the neighborhood basketball courts and cycling the seawall today. Now my toes are cold and I'm not much inclined to extract them from between the cushions for anything other than making some soup, changing into my sweats or turning on some Andy Milonakis. Or maybe I won't even move seeing as Chappelle show is on and Common is throwing down some raps. Can't complain, so instead I'll share...

Common & Kanye West - Food Live

Milonakis loves dancehall!!!...

... and he cracks me up.

Did you know Brian McKnight has his own talk show? I just discovered this now. I would post a clip, but I'd like you to come back and read some more posts in the future, so veto that.

Other than that I'd just like to put this out there, a sudden awesome thought... PONYS WITH GOLD FRONTS. Consider and reply with any images you might have / aquire / photoshop. Seriously, I would love to see that. I'll leave you with a suitable image if you feel the creative inclination to work on the latter option.

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