Saturday, April 17, 2010

cheap, vulgar & corrupt.

I was having a nice time with my friend Boobsie on Thursday and the subject of sleaze bags came up. You know the type... greasy appearance, womanizing, narcissistic... and generally creepy. We were discussing their ever increasing presence in "it" culture and how it seems so easy for nasty men to be famous and successful. Their characteristics seem to even elevate them to a level of super-hipster that quite honestly makes my head spin. Quite frankly, it's disgusting... 


...and yet fascinating. WHY!? I suppose I have a bit of an affinity for the shocking, abnormal and provocative. Hey, at least it isn't boring, like small talk. So, here they are in all of their self-indulgent glory... the sleaze.




Dov Charney, American Apparel CEO


Sleaze Qualifications 


  • Dov has been the subject of at least five sexual harassment suits filed against him by former employees.
  • Once masturbated in front of a Jane reporter during an interview.
  • This guy conducts most American Apparel photo shoots in his personal residence and usually acts as photographer... you've seen the ads I'm sure. Tell me this guy isn't a predator...
  • His facial hair can't get much greasier. How much bodily fluid do you think he absorbs into that mustache before he decides it's time to wash up?
  • Dude charges $$$ for cheap crap.
WAY TO GO DOV! YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE A GIRL'S SKIN CRAWL.








Terry Richardson, Photographer




Sleaze Qualifications

  • He's into tampon tea... gross.
  • He has the biggest shit eating grin on the planet. I can imagine he's that guy who is always hanging around with your crew, but no one really likes him that much 'cause he's a pompous asshole, and you only let him chill since he's got all the hookups. This is especially true if you hang out with a bunch of coke heads. Fuck I just want to punch him in the teeth.
  • Has recently been accused of sexually harassing young models on his shoots, getting away with it until now by exercising his powerful position in the fashion industry.
  • Left his 29 year old model wife, Nikki Uberti, for Shalom Harlow when Uberti was diagnosed with cancer.
  • For some reason is adverse to using black models in his shoots.
There is so, so, so, much more to say about this pile of crap, so instead of typing it all out, I'll let you check out these links for yourself.


KUDOS TO W MAGAZINE FOR BEING ONE OF THE ONLY MAJOR FASHION PUBLICATIONS NOT TO CONTINUALLY FEATURE RICHARDSON'S WORK.


Okay, so those two are the only ones I took any time to dig up any dirt on... but you get the jizzt.

Here's some images of a few more fellows who I have a strong suspicion aren't exactly gentlemen...






Sebastien Tellier, musician

...and one of his sleazy videos



Olivier Zahm, editor of Purple Magazine

his sleazy blog, Purple Diary



And finally, everyone's favorite egomaniac in need of getting his hair did...

Vincent Gallo, actor/director

Brown Bunny, 'nuff said.


So which one would you bang.......?

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